Elvira Madigan is "Betty Williams, America's Favorite Porn Star", who inherits a castle, a lame boyfriend, and a bloodthirsty great-grandma, then Dracula choppers in like Malcolm Forbes and they all have a Vampire hootenanny where they eat pudding breasts with their Dollar Store teeth.

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Author, podcaster, and hypocritical screenwriter Scott Clevenger boils down bad cinema to its most pure, concentrated form of stupidity.
Author, podcaster, and hypocritical screenwriter Scott Clevenger boils down bad cinema to its most pure, concentrated form of stupidity.Listen on
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