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I can't enjoy movies that destroy New York City any more.

Not since 9/11.

I'm a fourth-generation native New Yorker.

New York City is the "mystic dirt of home."

Seeing it destroyed is no longer entertaining.

I saw it. Live.

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and little did they know that by skipping quarantine when they returned that they brought back a pathogen that wiped out humanity and almost* all other animal life on the planet with symptoms worse than ebola within a matter of weeks

*lizards were the only species to survive and went on to once again rule the earth

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I mean, the movie sucked, but at least it had a happy ending.

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<<we cut to a drill rig (probably the name of a gay bar on First Avenue)>>

You know damn well it was Second Avenue, Clevenger...

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It's called PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, Carl.

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And you gots plenty applause that night, boss!

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<<attempting to blow Ben’s head off with a shotgun>>

How many hours of useless reality TV and TMZ breathless bulletins could have been saved if only he had been a little more hot tempered...

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GIGLI would have been but a bad dream, perhaps caused by an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato...

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....and you were there Scarecrow....I mean, Jennifer...

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I know what I'm watching tonight!

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Vaya con Dios, my friend.

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