and little did they know that by skipping quarantine when they returned that they brought back a pathogen that wiped out humanity and almost* all other animal life on the planet with symptoms worse than ebola within a matter of weeks
*lizards were the only species to survive and went on to once again rule the earth
GIGLI would have been but a bad dream, perhaps caused by an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato...
I can't enjoy movies that destroy New York City any more.
Not since 9/11.
I'm a fourth-generation native New Yorker.
New York City is the "mystic dirt of home."
Seeing it destroyed is no longer entertaining.
I saw it. Live.
and little did they know that by skipping quarantine when they returned that they brought back a pathogen that wiped out humanity and almost* all other animal life on the planet with symptoms worse than ebola within a matter of weeks
*lizards were the only species to survive and went on to once again rule the earth
I mean, the movie sucked, but at least it had a happy ending.
<<we cut to a drill rig (probably the name of a gay bar on First Avenue)>>
You know damn well it was Second Avenue, Clevenger...
It's called PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, Carl.
And you gots plenty applause that night, boss!
<<attempting to blow Ben’s head off with a shotgun>>
How many hours of useless reality TV and TMZ breathless bulletins could have been saved if only he had been a little more hot tempered...
GIGLI would have been but a bad dream, perhaps caused by an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato...
....and you were there Scarecrow....I mean, Jennifer...
I know what I'm watching tonight!
Vaya con Dios, my friend.