"Richard is a successful restaurateur who has just been named “Sexiest Man Alive” by The Journal of Industrial Food Service." After that gem, I knew I had to read the entire post. Funny as always!
Wonderful! Me and my younger wife enjoyed it (the review, not the movie) but not enough slams of Richard Gere - the Winona-Gere Slam Ratio was too Winona heavy for us Beetlejuice fans.
"Richard is a successful restaurateur who has just been named “Sexiest Man Alive” by The Journal of Industrial Food Service." After that gem, I knew I had to read the entire post. Funny as always!
Thanks, Frank!
Wonderful! Me and my younger wife enjoyed it (the review, not the movie) but not enough slams of Richard Gere - the Winona-Gere Slam Ratio was too Winona heavy for us Beetlejuice fans.
I'll make adjustments to the formula and see if we can smooth out the mixture. (What did your local fandom think of the recent Beetlejuice sequel?)
You realize that you've now made this movie sound so deliciously awful that we who have not seen it are now going to have to, right? LOL
Alas, that is the one flaw in the BLTBM formula. The only one. But it is, I admit, kind of a big one.
<<If this person is a serial adulterer with bad personal hygiene who used to have frequent intercourse with your mother>>
*in best Alec Guinness voice*
That's no moon!
Errrr, I mean, that's her father!
<<Richard used to date Winona’s mother, and Grannie thinks it would make a nice tradition to pass him down through the generations.>>
And I thought getting my sisters pink corduroy hip huggers was cruel.
More dignified than those hats Winona keeps trying to make people wear.
I dunno...sleeping with grandma's side piece is pretty declassé...
Now, I'm dying to see this one! :) Not as cutely as Winona, but ... hey, if everyone could do it ...
If everyone could do it, the landscape would be littered with winsome gamins!