Old Mother Hubbard's masterpiece gets the adaptation it deserves.
I got a free pass to an advance screening when this came out, but I still demanded my money back from the movie theatre
What is truly amazing is that this entire movie was written, produced and filmed in the very same closet that John Travolta inhabits.
Oh, man. I've heard of this, of course, but never saw it. Thank you for taking one for the team.
(It can't be THAT hard to write a coherent plot! Can it?)
Well, Hubbard eliminated all his body Thetans, but the joke was on him (and us) cuz it turns out they were the only part of him with writing talent.
Does it make you feel better, Scott, that there exists a level of writing that, no matter how drunk I...I mean, you...might get, you'll never devolve to?
Well I try not to get cocky, cuz you never know when there's a brain worm out there with your name on it.
<<So basically, it’s Houston.>>
DAMN YOU SIR, HOGGING ALL THE BEST JOKES!
Do you know how hard you make my life????
<<“Human Processing Center—Denver”>>
Been to DIA, can confirm.
Still waiting for my luggage.
<<“Man is an endangered species.”>>
*rosin bow*
*open toothpick box*
*play world's smallest violin*
I mean I can't say we don't have that coming. We are, after all, the species that made Battlefield Earth.
I understand that was on TeamOrca's 99 theses.
TBH, if the rest were this bad TeamOrca should have called them 99 Feces
The Orcas didn't intend to sink all those super-yachts, it was just an unfortunate side effect of nailing all those theses to all those hulls.
Fortunately, Travolta does not reproduce in this. And if memory serves, it was Lou Gossett, Jr. who whelped an offspring in Enemy Mine.
I got a free pass to an advance screening when this came out, but I still demanded my money back from the movie theatre
What is truly amazing is that this entire movie was written, produced and filmed in the very same closet that John Travolta inhabits.
Oh, man. I've heard of this, of course, but never saw it. Thank you for taking one for the team.
(It can't be THAT hard to write a coherent plot! Can it?)
Well, Hubbard eliminated all his body Thetans, but the joke was on him (and us) cuz it turns out they were the only part of him with writing talent.
Does it make you feel better, Scott, that there exists a level of writing that, no matter how drunk I...I mean, you...might get, you'll never devolve to?
Well I try not to get cocky, cuz you never know when there's a brain worm out there with your name on it.
<<So basically, it’s Houston.>>
DAMN YOU SIR, HOGGING ALL THE BEST JOKES!
Do you know how hard you make my life????
<<“Human Processing Center—Denver”>>
Been to DIA, can confirm.
Still waiting for my luggage.
<<“Man is an endangered species.”>>
*rosin bow*
*open toothpick box*
*play world's smallest violin*
I mean I can't say we don't have that coming. We are, after all, the species that made Battlefield Earth.
I understand that was on TeamOrca's 99 theses.
TBH, if the rest were this bad TeamOrca should have called them 99 Feces
The Orcas didn't intend to sink all those super-yachts, it was just an unfortunate side effect of nailing all those theses to all those hulls.
Fortunately, Travolta does not reproduce in this. And if memory serves, it was Lou Gossett, Jr. who whelped an offspring in Enemy Mine.