10 Comments

Uh, ACTUALLY, I think you'll find that rabbits are not rodents but LAGOMORPHS. I trust that your bad movie reviews will exhibit a higher degree of scientific accuracy in future.

Expand full comment

I appreciate your trust in me, although I can’t say I really share it.

Expand full comment

TBH, Scott had been hitting the Lagavulin, hence the mix-up

Expand full comment

Say, you sound like one them scientitians...

Expand full comment

What's hilarious, to me, is that these are morality tales. "Bad things will happen to you and yours if you get jiggy with somebody you aren't married to!" It's basically Pilgrim's Progress, if Pilgrim was getting nasty in the Slough of Despond.

Expand full comment

Exactly! It's basically a 15th Century "morall playe" in the manner of "Everyman" or "The Castle of Perseverance," just with more naked boobs (the boys playing girls in Tudor theatre did their best, but there was a limit to the illusion).

Expand full comment

"Our movie begins with a close-up of a nipple, then cuts to a shot of an eye." Finally someone takes "my eyes are up *here*" seriously

Expand full comment

Sooooooo basically, 50 Shades of Gray as envisioned by William Shatner huffing airplane glue?

Expand full comment

Ohhh, I don't know if it's *that* good...

Expand full comment

Amazing article! I remember seeing trailers for this on every VHS rental from 1984! Thank you for watching and taking minutes! I'm surprised to learn Body Chemistry actually predates Basic Instinct! In an another universe Marc Singer had the three decade career and Michael Douglas peaked on V: The Final Battle.

Expand full comment