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I never saw this, and boy, am I glad. I still don't understand how studios can pour money into high-end projects and come up with crap like this. I suppose it's because we're living in a fallen world...

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If only Eve hadn't tempted Adam with that apple, our comic book movies would be at least 15% Fresher on Rottentomatoes.

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<<Directed by Pitof (which is, appropriately, the sound one makes when hawking up phlegm)>>

Wouldn't fur ball be more appropriate here?

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Damn! Left that one in the locker room. Good eye, Carl.

With your permission, I'll be making that change in all future editions.

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And that’s why more people like dogs than cats. (I like both, but my cats have never behaved as badly as this.) Dogs don’t need to attain super powers, they’re born with them.

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I could't agree with this more, and desperately need some sort of browser extension that allows me to Like pro-pet comments more than once.

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Isn't this basically the plot of the first Michael Keaton Batman only with sexier abs?

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Well it definitely ain't the plot of the second Keaton Batman. That Catwoman's psychotic breakdown made sense.

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