"I got your balls"... from the pistol? So the dude couldn't fire it? Just a thought. And "Snoozy and confusing" is my new favorite phrase for everything.
If you're looking for suggestions for other movies to skewer, may I suggest "Fantastic Beasts: the Secrets of Dumbledore"? It's awful and it just will. Not. End. Plus, Dumbledore really doesn't have any secrets worth mentioning except that he's crushing on Grindelwald, which we all knew anyway.
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Well, that was fun.
"I got your balls"... from the pistol? So the dude couldn't fire it? Just a thought. And "Snoozy and confusing" is my new favorite phrase for everything.
If you're looking for suggestions for other movies to skewer, may I suggest "Fantastic Beasts: the Secrets of Dumbledore"? It's awful and it just will. Not. End. Plus, Dumbledore really doesn't have any secrets worth mentioning except that he's crushing on Grindelwald, which we all knew anyway.
You know this movie could have worked if the tattoo'd maps were on the scrotal sacks of Frank and whatever his name was...call it Cutballs Island.
FTR, Finns expunged Harlin from all association with our nation after this was released.