<<It should be noted that Tom Cruise’s character in Days of Thunder is named “Cole Trickle,” which undoubtedly contributed to his Golden Globe win for “Best Actor in a Lead Role That Sounds Like a Venereal Disease.”>>
Poor Dick--HE didn't ask to get dragged into this mess. Towne should've called Tom's character something reminiscent, but not RIGHT ON THE NOSE. Something like, Bob Discharge.
I never saw this when it was released, but it's clear I didn't miss anything. I just had a thought; you know what would have improved this - Nicole as the hot waitress at the diner two blocks from the track, who knows how everybody likes their coffee. Slightly more believable than her as a neurosurgeon.
I have nothing against Nicole, but based solely on her performance here, I wouldn't trust her to butter my toast, let alone take a Dremel tool to my skull.
I have to tell you, I'm reading "I Could've Written a Better Movie Than That!" Subtitle/logline/tagline (?): How to Make Six Figures as a Script Consultant Even if You're Not a Screenwriter.
If I made three figures from it, I'd be ecstatic. :)
Your summary makes a lot more sense of the movie than I’ve tried to forget. You didn’t even get to the horrific Tony Scott extreme close up cinematography. JC.
<<It should be noted that Tom Cruise’s character in Days of Thunder is named “Cole Trickle,” which undoubtedly contributed to his Golden Globe win for “Best Actor in a Lead Role That Sounds Like a Venereal Disease.”>>
Which makes his sire, Dick Trickle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle
Poor Dick--HE didn't ask to get dragged into this mess. Towne should've called Tom's character something reminiscent, but not RIGHT ON THE NOSE. Something like, Bob Discharge.
Or Jack Ulate
Jack LaLanne’s porn name!
*glances over at mom's old Juice Tiger*
ew.
Juice Tiger!
That's a flashback so violent I think I got whiplash.
I never saw this when it was released, but it's clear I didn't miss anything. I just had a thought; you know what would have improved this - Nicole as the hot waitress at the diner two blocks from the track, who knows how everybody likes their coffee. Slightly more believable than her as a neurosurgeon.
I have nothing against Nicole, but based solely on her performance here, I wouldn't trust her to butter my toast, let alone take a Dremel tool to my skull.
<<Robert attempts to run Randy over with a tractor and spray his crushed skull with liquid fertilizer. Neither one is succeeding.>>
The single greatest Hollywood tragedy since Fatty Arbuckle.
Hey, you can really write. Ever think of writing a book? :)
Oh, wait ... you did.
PS: You, too, could be a New York Times bestselling author!
Two words: BookTok. Oh, wait. Two syllables. Used to be one word/hashtag: Bookstagram.
Are you killing it in audio? lol
Why thank you, Debbi. I consider that high praise, considering the source.
I have to tell you, I'm reading "I Could've Written a Better Movie Than That!" Subtitle/logline/tagline (?): How to Make Six Figures as a Script Consultant Even if You're Not a Screenwriter.
If I made three figures from it, I'd be ecstatic. :)
Your summary makes a lot more sense of the movie than I’ve tried to forget. You didn’t even get to the horrific Tony Scott extreme close up cinematography. JC.
Splenda in the Grass - 🤣🤣🤣
Good one!