“As you can see, my vagina not only contains my I.D., but also a comb, my keys, a tampon (unused), a subway token and some Canadian coins, a garrote, some breath mints, and a paring knife in case I encounter fruit.”
Thanks, Cheryl! And yeah, it yes, this will probably feel familiar, especially if you've seen Human Duplicators (another lame spy ripoff with another weirdly smug and useless hero).
“As you can see, my vagina not only contains my I.D., but also a comb, my keys, a tampon (unused), a subway token and some Canadian coins, a garrote, some breath mints, and a paring knife in case I encounter fruit.”
Sounds like France had an Organizer Vagina.
"Written by Arthur C. Pierce"
Clearly, Arthur C Clarke had a nom de splooge.
How DARE you mock the True Jesus!?!?! HE EVEN HAD THE BABY BLUE EYES OF JESUS!
But he played ADULT Jesus! Did BABY JESUS's eyes even fit in his head? Or did they just roll around like those pocket puzzles?
So of course, being me, I had to check:
https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/eyes-grow#:~:text=During%20your%20first%202%20years,get%20bigger%20in%20middle%20age.
He got Baby Jesus eyes!
I can see why Kim Carnes did a second draft.
Very funny. Except for the pain you probably endured, I feel as if I’d seen this, too. Two snaps up for your review.
Thanks, Cheryl! And yeah, it yes, this will probably feel familiar, especially if you've seen Human Duplicators (another lame spy ripoff with another weirdly smug and useless hero).
And all this time I thought Tor Johnson was the poor man's Tor Johnson
He was! So just imagine how cheap THIS knockoff was.
Could have been a Vagina Trapper Keeper as well.
Sounds like my first wife.