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“As you can see, my vagina not only contains my I.D., but also a comb, my keys, a tampon (unused), a subway token and some Canadian coins, a garrote, some breath mints, and a paring knife in case I encounter fruit.”

Sounds like France had an Organizer Vagina.

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"Written by Arthur C. Pierce"

Clearly, Arthur C Clarke had a nom de splooge.

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How DARE you mock the True Jesus!?!?! HE EVEN HAD THE BABY BLUE EYES OF JESUS!

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But he played ADULT Jesus! Did BABY JESUS's eyes even fit in his head? Or did they just roll around like those pocket puzzles?

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He got Baby Jesus eyes!

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I can see why Kim Carnes did a second draft.

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Very funny. Except for the pain you probably endured, I feel as if I’d seen this, too. Two snaps up for your review.

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Thanks, Cheryl! And yeah, it yes, this will probably feel familiar, especially if you've seen Human Duplicators (another lame spy ripoff with another weirdly smug and useless hero).

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And all this time I thought Tor Johnson was the poor man's Tor Johnson

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He was! So just imagine how cheap THIS knockoff was.

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Could have been a Vagina Trapper Keeper as well.

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Sounds like my first wife.

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