17 Comments
User's avatar
paul childs's avatar

Well, okay. But I know a number of women who sat through this whole confused mess just to see Sting in metallic underwear. The female version of Leia in a metal bikini I s'pose.

Expand full comment
Carl Salonen's avatar

My then wife made me rewind the tape four times. She swore she saw pubes, but it turned out it was just Linda Hunt ambling through the scene

Expand full comment
DrBDH's avatar

And the Steve Bannon/Baron Karkonen jokes will never get old.

Expand full comment
Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Our story begins as some blonde girl floats against a backdrop of stars and tells us stuff. >>

SHE HAS A NAME!

#sayhername

#VirginiaMadsen

Expand full comment
Scott Clevenger's avatar

I just figured she'd rather her name be kept out of this. But I made it up to Ms. Madsen by watching her in THE HOT SPOT again.

Expand full comment
DrBDH's avatar

Well done. This was the third Sean Young movie I saw back in the day. She was best in Bladerunner and a relief from all the ugly people in Dune. As you undoubtedly know, the Dune remake is twenty times longer than the original; I read the book in less time than it takes to wade through that movie. Also, no Sean Young. I mean, they recreated her for the Bladerunner sequel, why not in Dune Redux?

Expand full comment
Carl Salonen's avatar

You'll be very jealous to hear that Ms Young is a neighbor of mine in the fine NYC neighborhood of Astoria.

Expand full comment
Debbi Mack's avatar

Only one question: Why, dear God? Why?

Expand full comment
DrBDH's avatar

Because 13 year old boys exist.

Expand full comment
Debbi Mack's avatar

Of course. But do they all work as studio execs? :)

Kidding. Of course. Maybe. :-D

Expand full comment
Michael Zakes's avatar

did you know that there's an extended version of this directed by Alan Smithee?

Expand full comment
Scott Clevenger's avatar

No

and

WHAT?

Expand full comment
Carl Salonen's avatar

<<She says, “Tell me of your world, Ursula.”>>

See, this is one of the great mondegreens of the 1980s.

What she actually says is "So tell me what you want, what you really really want," which inspired a whole girl power movement fifteen years later, which even took on the Spice trope just to nail the comparison down more easily

Expand full comment
Scott Clevenger's avatar

As Paul realizes, the Worm is the Spice Girls.

Expand full comment
Carl Salonen's avatar

<<See, the worms are attracted to rhythm, and so most white folks are safe. >>

Until this moment, I was thinking, "He's deliberately avoiding the Ellis Weiner comparison," but now I see you went for the Richard Pryor model.

Nice sand wedge, sir! *polite golf clap*

Martini?

Expand full comment
Scott Clevenger's avatar

Yes, thanks. Make it dirty.

Expand full comment
Alice's avatar

Back in the day, I sat through more arguments among nerdy frat boys over this film than I care to think about. Ugh. Thanks, Scott, for recapping it - I never saw it, thank goodness.

Expand full comment