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Carl Salonen's avatar

"the pilot of the police helicopter suddenly anointed himself Sky Marshal of the Universe and began shooting at the KTLA Traffic Chopper."

Oh, Airwolf!

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Wasn't Allagash Jimmy Durante's side piece?

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Yeah but could't have been a very satisfying relationship. He never seemed to know where she was.

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I always assumed it was the Allegheny mountains. Allegedly.

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All I know is I'm allergic.

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You have that in common with an allosaurus

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Yoo hoo! Allosaurus! 'Allo! 'Allo!

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Why was there no Goodbyesaurus??

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