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Carl Salonen's avatar

Are you sure it was not "Isuzu"? "Joe Isuzu"? Because I always thought he was the instrument of the Devil.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<taking awkwardly posed photographs of bugs for an all-locust branch of the Olan Mills Portrait Studios>>

In the style of...wait for it...Hopper?

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Alice's avatar

I'd heard this was bad, but dear Lord...

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

It took me four days to get through this movie. A new record.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Linda notices Dick>>

I'd heard stories about her...

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Heretic. Theretic. Everywheretictictictic, ol' McDonald had the Lyme, EI EI O!

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Yeah, someone call Maintenance and ask 'em to check Carl's apartment. I think there may be a gas leak...

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Just the enchiladas. With shrooms.

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Cheryl Bulbach's avatar

Whew. Some movie. Poor Richard’s legacy.

Two snaps up again your review.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

As Crow used to say, "This movie isn't healthy for little children and other living things" and probably hastened Burton's death. I know I couldn't handle more than 30 minutes a day of it.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

His legacy could be an almanac.

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Cheryl Bulbach's avatar

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.

He blew it.

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