She was completely nude; he was dressed like a pirate. Can this marriage be saved?
I just published a short review of Traumnovelle (2024), based on the same source material. To get a taste of the new movie, imagine Kubrick adding a remote-controlled vibrator sequence
<<He apparently didn’t have time to learn his lines, and so throughout the movie repeats everybody else’s.>>
Blame Meissner. Everyone should.
Okay, I'll try it:
This is all YOUR FAULT, Sandy!
Saaaay, that *did* feel good...
Did it make YOU feel good?
<<Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise are a happily married Manhattan couple>>
*snerf*
<<This is so people who just rented the movie to see her naked don’t have to waste their time watching the next 158 minutes>>
Thus the business model for PornHub was invented.
Yep. We basically have the PornHub business model to blame for the wan sexlessness of 21st century films.
Why buy the cow when the milk is free? Or something like that. I never kept that saying straight. Might have been a bull, come to think of it.
And apologies to anyone who felt that was sexist.
I just published a short review of Traumnovelle (2024), based on the same source material. To get a taste of the new movie, imagine Kubrick adding a remote-controlled vibrator sequence
<<He apparently didn’t have time to learn his lines, and so throughout the movie repeats everybody else’s.>>
Blame Meissner. Everyone should.
Okay, I'll try it:
This is all YOUR FAULT, Sandy!
Saaaay, that *did* feel good...
Did it make YOU feel good?
<<Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise are a happily married Manhattan couple>>
*snerf*
<<This is so people who just rented the movie to see her naked don’t have to waste their time watching the next 158 minutes>>
Thus the business model for PornHub was invented.
Yep. We basically have the PornHub business model to blame for the wan sexlessness of 21st century films.
Why buy the cow when the milk is free? Or something like that. I never kept that saying straight. Might have been a bull, come to think of it.
And apologies to anyone who felt that was sexist.