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Are you sure that you didn’t watch a Scientology origin documentary by mistake?

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Well, Hercules fighting Body Thetans would at least explain the presence of pre-Homeric lasers.

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And the incomparable lunacy of the plot.

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Exactly! It's like the writer-director read The Golden Bough, saw Star Wars, then suffered a closed head injury and decided he had to Reese's Peanut Butter Cup that shit!

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Mulletus: Businessus in the front, partyusus in the back.

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They also missed the Fifth Element: Leeloo Dallas-Multipass

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Menachem Golan is to films what STDs are to relationships. Either you end the thing or you learn to forgive, forget, and get your own sidepiece.

Looking at your Superman I.V.

Not "IV", I.V.

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I see what you did there, and suspect that from now on, I'll always think of that movie as a half-deflated bag of Ringer's Lactate.

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And the quest for pees.

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