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<<Virginia Madsen>>

There's a name that guarantees high quality and fine entertainment...and this ain't it.

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To be fair, she was pretty good in The Hot Spot.

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Don Johnson's acting makes Dakota Johnson look like an Oscar winner.

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Well, it's *got* to be better than Zardoz... right? Please tell me it's better.

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Hmmm... that's a tough call. Upon review I'm gonna say yes, if only because there's MUCH less Sean in a diaper here.

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Respectfully disagree. Zardoz is a bizarre but entrancing psychosexualdelic 70's romp. Highlander 2 is just a crappy movie.

But admittedly I'm partial to the diaper.

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After writing my Zardoz review last year, I discovered--somewhat to my surprise--that the diaper has its fans.

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It's the ammo straps that make it.

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To paraphrase Shakira, "These bandoliers don't bandoLIE."

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Going to have to respectfully disagree with you on that one. Zardoz is absolutely god-awful, BUT… there was enough of a story there for it to be remade, minus the diaper, as The Book of Eli. Highlander 2 is so bad it breaks the space-time continuum and ruins the original movie. It’s a wonder they didn’t replace Queen on the soundtrack with Slade.

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Fair point!

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<<The Book of Eli>>

Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

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This is the second time Book of Eli has been brought up in the comments. I'm gonna have to watch this thing, aren't I?

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I don't remember it going this way at all. Maybe I blocked it out.

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Movies Make Memories! (sometimes the kind you can only expunge with a LOT of Scotch) That's MY motto!

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