My siblings and I once snuck into a theater multiplex through the exit, while crowds were leaving from the previous shows. From the choices before us, we selected What Lies Beneath with Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford. Sounded promising, but ten minutes in we found it intolerable. So we switched theaters to Hollow Man, starring Kevin Bacon. Hollow Man was not a good movie, but it did feature Kevin Bacon's false-color computer-generated penis, which was enough to elevate it over the top into hilarious and memorable badness.
What is it about the Dutch - at one end you've got the Van de Kamp bakery and waitresses with little Flying Nun hats, and at the other... Verhoven. No middle road, it seems.
I'm not sure, but since the only Dutch person I know is that two-dimensional mascot with the goofy pageboy haircut on this gallon of latex primer, I'm gonna guess their problem stems from...paint fumes?
Amazingly, this sounds even less watchable than that horrible French film I keep banging on about. :)
It occurs to be I suddenly don't want to be zero degrees from Kevin Bacon any longer. (I was his stand in on City On A Hill for one episode)
My siblings and I once snuck into a theater multiplex through the exit, while crowds were leaving from the previous shows. From the choices before us, we selected What Lies Beneath with Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford. Sounded promising, but ten minutes in we found it intolerable. So we switched theaters to Hollow Man, starring Kevin Bacon. Hollow Man was not a good movie, but it did feature Kevin Bacon's false-color computer-generated penis, which was enough to elevate it over the top into hilarious and memorable badness.
Wow, the Shadow was right. The weed of crime DOES bear bitter fruit!
What is it about the Dutch - at one end you've got the Van de Kamp bakery and waitresses with little Flying Nun hats, and at the other... Verhoven. No middle road, it seems.
I'm not sure, but since the only Dutch person I know is that two-dimensional mascot with the goofy pageboy haircut on this gallon of latex primer, I'm gonna guess their problem stems from...paint fumes?
Hey Boss? Gentleman by the name of "Schultz" out here, wishes a woid?