What's all this I keep hearing about hemorrhoids from the deep?
You can't fool me! I know that hemorrhoids come from Uranus! Just this itchy bleed little buggers that circle Uranus like tiny little painful itchy bleeding little moons!
I bet you weren't alone. Boasting the Joe Bob Briggs trifecta of Beasts, Boobs, 'n' Blood, this movie seems almost purpose-built to appeal to adolescent boys.
NotFarrah's final words: "But the sex... was... great..."
"Pro-Tip though...that whole wasabi-as-a-sexual-lubricant thing? Leave that shit to Tik-Tok."
<<an olive drab Barney with shingles>>
🎼 I fuc--
Y'know, I think you can fill in the rest...
<<Bikini Hoe-Down>>
They ripped off the battle cry of OBI East? Really?
Is this the film where McClure develops his fish kink, as revealed in that documentary series, The Simpsons?
What's all this I keep hearing about hemorrhoids from the deep?
You can't fool me! I know that hemorrhoids come from Uranus! Just this itchy bleed little buggers that circle Uranus like tiny little painful itchy bleeding little moons!
What? HUMANoids?
Oh. Well, that's different!
Nevermind!
I loved this movie as a kid
I bet you weren't alone. Boasting the Joe Bob Briggs trifecta of Beasts, Boobs, 'n' Blood, this movie seems almost purpose-built to appeal to adolescent boys.
I think it was the first time I saw public hair, which was a big deal to me as a young man.. I had *suspected* but I wasn't sure.. lmao
You never forget your first.