ANOTHER Bonus Post? In THIS economy?
'Prunes are "oh-so-easy", famous as the sluts of the desiccated fruit family...' I knew there was a psychosexual connection with "loose" stools!
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the prunes
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for a prune party
Forgive me
My constipation is bad
so solid
and so blocked
Poetry in motion. Or at least...poetry leading to a satisfying movement.
Fun fact: prune whip was reportedly Dwight D Eisenhower's favorite dessert. I suppose that during his childhood in Abilene KS that was the only dessert he ever saw... or maybe it was the fiber issue that made it attractive.
Regularity probably would be a concern to an old Regular Army guy like Ike. Can't keep those caissons rolling along if you're all crampy.
<<I’m not quite old enough for a Lemon Party (don’t Google that)>>
Why the Quebecois hate, monsieur????
*scrolls down Google results from AI*
oh.
Well, I suppose those would go well with blue waffles.
The girl on the far right must have gotten an early start...
'Prunes are "oh-so-easy", famous as the sluts of the desiccated fruit family...' I knew there was a psychosexual connection with "loose" stools!
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the prunes
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for a prune party
Forgive me
My constipation is bad
so solid
and so blocked
Poetry in motion. Or at least...poetry leading to a satisfying movement.
Fun fact: prune whip was reportedly Dwight D Eisenhower's favorite dessert. I suppose that during his childhood in Abilene KS that was the only dessert he ever saw... or maybe it was the fiber issue that made it attractive.
Regularity probably would be a concern to an old Regular Army guy like Ike. Can't keep those caissons rolling along if you're all crampy.
<<I’m not quite old enough for a Lemon Party (don’t Google that)>>
Why the Quebecois hate, monsieur????
*scrolls down Google results from AI*
oh.
Well, I suppose those would go well with blue waffles.
The girl on the far right must have gotten an early start...