Darn. You left out the best part: That this movie serves as a vehicle for the Affleckted Batman v Superman film. I was hoping you'd be less Cavill about this.
Oh hell, I saw this thing TWICE. Once in the movie theater, and later on DVD (the latter purely for revenge). I can only assume I survived these multiple exposures through the same biomechanics process that allows crazy Pentecostal snake-handlers to eventually grow immune to venom.
Darn. You left out the best part: That this movie serves as a vehicle for the Affleckted Batman v Superman film. I was hoping you'd be less Cavill about this.
https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a675412/henry-cavill-and-ben-affleck-tease-details-of-the-showdown-in-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/
I’m speechless. That doesn’t happen very often. How did you manage to sit through this without plunging red hot knitting needles into your eyes?
Oh hell, I saw this thing TWICE. Once in the movie theater, and later on DVD (the latter purely for revenge). I can only assume I survived these multiple exposures through the same biomechanics process that allows crazy Pentecostal snake-handlers to eventually grow immune to venom.
"when the trucker goes outside, he finds his 18-wheeler has been shish-kebobbed by logs."
This was the closest the movie comes to actual sex, by the way, Superman skull-fucking in absentia.
It's funny because it's sad.