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Cheryl Bulbach's avatar

Your encyclopedic knowledge of bad movie references both excites and alarms me.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

This is objectively the most rational response to me and my weird obsessions.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Ditch Witch>>

You...promised! *sob*

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Another, less photogenic CIA agent breaks into the microwave and surreptitiously removes the softball so he can heat up his breakfast burrito.>>

In another context, he'd be wearing a red shirt. Still standing by the replicator, however.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I absolutely support this. More Redshirts should die in freak household accidents around the ship. I mean if they're doomed anyway, seems kinda cruel to make them beam down to some planet. Let 'em die with their boots off!

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Carl Salonen's avatar

"MA! WE GOT MORE TATER TO--" BOOM!

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I would be there at the theater, first day, first show, for each and any of these movies.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

DATA BREACH DINGHY!

I'll see myself out...

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