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Hey, Orgazmo showed that Mormons can be pretty sexy. These spuds are just duds.

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Fair point. I'll have to dig out that Orgazmo DVD...it's around here someplace...

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Mine is on instant replay in my DVD player.

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<<I used to study kickboxing with Refugio Flores, the former World Featherweight Champion, and it was an hour, three days a week; yet I somehow managed to go to college at the same time>>

You know, you don't have to live like....wait for it....Refugio.

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I certainly wouldn't want to. People were always PUNCHING and KICKING...

It was a lot.

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Well, no one told you to go to the mosh pit at Max's...

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So basically, the entire film can be summed up with "I am Groo"?

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I only he was Groo the WANDERER and would just...you know...toddle off.

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I give this review 5 stars! Or 10 stars!

Three red tomatoes? :) Organically-grown.

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I'll take 'em! (I always preferred East Coast tomatoes.)

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They are awesome! But you guys have the In-N-Out Burger. I'd take that over tomatoes. :)

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The writing is inspired! (Yours, not the script's.) Wow. I see it got 3.2/10 on IMDb.

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THAT HIGH?

There is no justice in this fallen world.

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FWIW, Plan 9 From Outer Space got a 3.9 there

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Oh Plan 9 was SO much better than this piece of shit. WAY more than a lousy 6 point spread. Wood got robbed.

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