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Dec 29, 2023Liked by Scott Clevenger

Well, at least this was better than Jamie Kennedy's lame attempt at a Hollywood NYE party-somplete with the "iconic" drop of the Carl's Jr. Star

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All that pink! I'm surprised Barbie didn't make an appearance.

Early Barbenheimer? I mean, the movie *sounds* like a bomb. :)

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Dec 27, 2023Liked by Scott Clevenger

I think we can all agree that the REAL evil here is the screenwriter. What a half-assed plot.

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<<then leaves to browse the Craft Service table>>

If their craft service table was anything like the ones I've encountered, this is more likely an attempt to reignite his fury.

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<< drink Almaden brand California Champagne out of urine specimen cups (which seems redundant) >>

Laugh, I did. This is like drinking Taylor out of a lady's slipper but only if that lady is Anne Ramsey after she's walked through a field of cows.

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<<basically she’s Dick Clark without the dick>>

In other words, Dick Clark.

Or maybe Ryan Seacrest.

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Don't believe me? Check out the Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Night_2013_with_Jamie_Kennedy

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