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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Jenny calls out the National Guard and suddenly there’s four dead in O-Ho-Ho.>>

Laugh, did I.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Then bad person are you!

But worse person am I.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Dood. Or dood not. There is no cry.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Bee Gee being strangled to death in a helium-filled zeppelin.>>

How deep is your loofa?

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Please don't make me think of The Bee Gees and Bill O'Reilly this early in the morning.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Santa ought to sue.

Hell, William *Frawley* ought to sue and he never had kids! Garrett Frawley, my ass!

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