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Mr. Douglas looks like he's on his third drink in that picture.

It's a shame, really - with talent like that this could have been, nay should have been, a good film. Imagine if the robot was there to get the happy couple to buckle down and do some actual work, instead of just getting the hots for Farrah. "You're supposed to be saving Earth, dammit!" Throw in a little ethical debate. It would at least have added some mindfulness to the project.

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This film could definitely have used a bit of mindfulness. And also, given all the panting after Farrah, it could have stood to be a little more demure.

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Looks like he picked the wrong day to give up bourbon

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The words "a future in which it’s illegal not to have sex with Harvey Keitel," are crazy scary after having seen 'The Piano'. :) Oof ...

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It featured Farrah's left boob. It gets a full pass from me out of respect for the deceased.

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Now I feel like we need a JFK-style cortege to honor absent boobs.

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Best I could come up with

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The 80s was the decade everyone thought Terms of Endearment and Chariots of Fire were the best films ever made. It sucked beyond description. Great article!

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A brave effort.

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Very demure. Very Lutheran.

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