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Well, you had me at "Reese’s Peanut Butter Pantheon". :)

"Hey, you got Greece on my Roman god!"

"Well, you got.Prego Sauce all over my Grecian Formula plot!"

"Fuck, it. Let's go get a cappuccino!" :)

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

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"Exeunt, chased by bear" should have been the featured activity for the audience of this film in theatres.

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Sure, why not add Shakespeare to the mix?

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"Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? "

"Yes, he's the chief, he's a king,

But above everything,

He's the most tip top,

Top Cat!"

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More confusing than Book Two of The Iliad! More entertaining than Gog Magog!!

How did MST miss this one?

Terrific review.

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Thanks, Cheryl. As for MST, it was probably a rights issue, because it would've been perfect for them.

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Yeah, rights are so annoying that way. :)

I feel MST3K's pain on that score.

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"On October 19, 2006, the San Francisco Chronicle reported that rightsholder Premiere Pictures was auctioning off the rights to the film on eBay for a minimum bid of $550,000."

https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/garchik/article/LEAH-GARCHIK-2485613.php

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Clearly, the "Arnold Effect" was in play.

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