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DrBDH's avatar

Me: I don’t like grits. They’re tasteless.

Spouse: Not so, they taste like butter and salt.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I mean they're right, but couldn't I just lick a Kroger Salted Butter Stick?

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DrBDH's avatar

That’s a Minnesota diet.

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Angel Carver's avatar

I think it was the Pink Pelican in Gulf Shores which seems to be gone now. From hurricanes? Or because I ate every oyster?

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Pink Pelican, that was it! Now that you mention it I do remember hearing it was undone by Hurricane Ivan, back in Ought Four.

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Angel Carver's avatar

I felt sick the entire time in Mobile and I always figured it was all the fried things. (When you are going to Olive Garden specifically to have a salad you have problems.) Then 20 years later I learned I am allergic to oysters, so it wasn't Alabama's fault.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Allergic? Yikes! Because we all definitely spent a fair amount of time hobnobbing with our bivalve buddies down in Mobile Bay. Speaking of which, what was the name of that pink-painted place with the gigantic, nay, kaiju-sized oysters?

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<the Infant Mystics trapped the demonic entity Dormammu in an endless time loop of key jangling and face making>>

HOLY FUCK! THE TELETUBBIES???????

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I know, but on the bright side, they're trapped for eternity in there WITH him, so...

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<angry mob toting buckets of hot tar and sacks of goose down>>

Don't threaten ME with a good time...

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<I barely escaped Alabama alive.>>

Are you sure? Alabama is, after all, where dreams go to die.

Dreams like American democracy.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Alabama has clearly metastasized.

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Alice's avatar

I'm so glad you wrote this! Yes, the food is legendarily bad for you. Yes, the people are polite. Yes, everything there is beautiful. I was raised on grits, BTW, courtesy of my Southern mother. I love 'em, but they are basically a vehicle for butter/cheese/gravy.

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Debbi Mack's avatar

Thank you. Something to look forward to. :)

Fortunately, we won't be shooting in Alabama. But Maryland is south of the Masie-Dixie. :)

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I always forget that about Maryland. But then I’ve only been there once, and just long enough to beat up some crabs with a hammer.

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Debbi Mack's avatar

Just don't eat the soft shells. :)

That green stuff is ... yech ... :)

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Cheez Whiz's avatar

That which does not kill us makes us <s>stronger</s> fatter.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

The irony of this posted by "Cheez Whiz"....

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Write what you know.

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