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Alice's avatar

I completely lost it at Christopher Lee zooming around and "Ask Me About My Grandchildren." Well played.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Thanks, Alice. I was kinda proud of that one.

Hope you're getting through the storm okay.

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Steve Wilhite's avatar

Also his trying to club Yoda. 😂

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Mommadillo's avatar

“Playing 3-card Padme” was my personal favorite.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Thanks! Granted, it's a joke that works best if you ever passed through Times Square at any point from the early 80s to the early 90s, inclusive.

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Steve Wilhite's avatar

Darth Tyrannus and Darth Halliburton 😂😂😂

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Bush and Cheney

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

They were no Seals and Croft.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Not even Sid and Marty Krofft.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<which begs the question why his mother the slave and her husband the poor dirt farmer didn’t dismantle the protocol droid and use it for tractor parts years ago.>>

Y'know, they started to but then 3PO mentioned about styles clashing and how bad the Feng shui would be and they decided they had things tough enough.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<the whole thing is basically as meaningful as prom royalty>>

...or Charles III.

Just sayin'.

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Cheryl Bulbach's avatar

I could almost see it, the way you described it. Now, how do I unsee it?

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I wish I knew. But hey, if you figure it out, lemme know, wouldja? I've been searching for the antidote since 2006.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Bourbon. Lots of bourbon.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Okay, as long as it's not Louis XI. I hate that asshole.

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