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John Jacob's avatar

Scandalous!

Just another reminder that motorcycles, reefer and marriage lead to a life of sin, smack and solemn laundry duties…

(BTW, did you know the word “smack” is also used as the collective noun for a group of jellyfish? Really, no joke. So if you ever run into a crowd of jellies just say, “Hey, check out that smack o’ jellyfish!”)

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I did NOT know that, but it's useful information, since I once found myself surrounded by a gang of delinquent jellyfish, just off of Key West.

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John Jacob's avatar

Indeed! Most harrowing 😗

That smack was on smack, undoubtedly 🤔

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

They smacked me around, I ain’t gonna lie.

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Debbi Mack's avatar

How do you manage to watch these films? And live to tell the tale? :)

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I suspect the chance to tell the tale is the only reason I both watch and survive these films. I mean, I can't imagine watching them and then keeping it all to myself. I'd just BUST!

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Debbi Mack's avatar

Yeah. I get it.

I have the same bad habit. "I simply MUST watch this dreadful film, if only to tell everyone how thoroughly awful it is. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it."

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Judy Clay's avatar

Since the end times are just around the corner, this takedown of that movie is brilliant 👏

Now the question, WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN MISTED BEFORE!

Great job!

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Edward Kazala's avatar

I wonder if this movie was the inspiration for the song by X:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60xHja1Afes

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Well, I mean somebody had to see this thing, why not John Doe and Exene?

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Do they come two to the pack, like other Hostess cakes?

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Marc B, a Creature of Habit's avatar

My mother- may she rest in peace and silence- told everyone who asked about me and my ‘wild life’, that there was only one brand of motorcycle- it was ‘Goddam’, and they made bikes in all colours and configurations and noises. There evidently an option to install an ever-changing passenger, who had an ability to resist any sort of cold weather, the tight,skimpy clothes and leather jacket barely hid their voluptuous bodies, but they always smiled when draped on the back of my loud and speedy machine!

Ah, the pleasures and challenges of a misspent youth…and adulthood!

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DrBDH's avatar

What fucking morons would name a kid “Bamlet”? It’s like “Barbie does Hamlet” or “Chef Emeril does omelet.”

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Hey now, just because Piglet got Betty Rubble pregnant, no need to judge!

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Grimes and Elon?

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Bamlet's an improvement over their "sounds like an algebra problem--let's go with it!" naming protocol.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

∞¶¢£∞¡™ would agree.

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

And the fucking morons did it TWICE. He's a JUNIOR.

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