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Michael Zakes's avatar

good to see the greatest line* ever in a movie review/synopsis made a return appearance here from the book version

*"Sting, where is thy Death?"

Michael Zakes's avatar

You'd think a movie that starts off with women in glass tubes would have been better, but that dream was shattered, much like the tubes

Scott Clevenger's avatar

You know, pulp magazines gave me a WILDLY inaccurate picture of how often one could expect to encounter girl-sized glass tubes in the wild.

Carl Salonen's avatar

You need to hang around quicksand bogs more often.

Scott Clevenger's avatar

Well I *would*, but turns out they're not *quite* as plentiful as DANGER ISLAND on old THE BANANA SPLITS SHOW strongly implied they'd be.

Carl Salonen's avatar

Likewise girls in glass tubes. Except in some hydroponic gardens.

She's a beauty....

Sean Michael Chick's avatar

I always wondered about this one. Now I wonder no more.

Carl Salonen's avatar

By the way, they should have named the Beals' character "Abby Normal".

Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Frankensting gives Jennifer the Eliza Doolittle treatment>>

The brains in Spain fall mainly on the plains...

Carl Salonen's avatar

"the curried wurst he had at Oktoberfest isn’t agreeing with him"

It was the worst wurst, after all

Scott Clevenger's avatar

It’s the Robert Durst of wursts.

Carl Salonen's avatar

Did you really want to have a burst of wursts, given that I went furst?

Carl Salonen's avatar

Could be wursed. You could need a nurse and not get reimburse-d.

Scott Clevenger's avatar

I thought I could traverse the wurst, but your outburst is well-versed and relentlessly disbursed, so you know what? Just call me a hearse.

Carl Salonen's avatar

You're a hearse.

Now throw me your purse.

This reply was truly terse.

Carl Salonen's avatar

After Quadrophenia and Brimstone and Treacle, I was willing to overlook Sting in Dune...well, minus one scene, of course..but this movie put me off his acting for good.

Scott Clevenger's avatar

Absolutely the same.

B-Movie Tea's avatar

Awesome review. I never saw this movie, but always thought about it.

It probably would've worked much better shortened and made into one of the chapters in "Four Rooms".

I can see undead Jennifer Beals telling Tim Roth to "Take the Money" and Roth trying to explain the whole thing to Marisa Tomeii later.

Have to admit though, you tying it in with Death in Venice is way better!