This film stars Sting, making it an example of Police brutality.
good to see the greatest line* ever in a movie review/synopsis made a return appearance here from the book version
*"Sting, where is thy Death?"
You'd think a movie that starts off with women in glass tubes would have been better, but that dream was shattered, much like the tubes
You know, pulp magazines gave me a WILDLY inaccurate picture of how often one could expect to encounter girl-sized glass tubes in the wild.
You need to hang around quicksand bogs more often.
Well I *would*, but turns out they're not *quite* as plentiful as DANGER ISLAND on old THE BANANA SPLITS SHOW strongly implied they'd be.
Likewise girls in glass tubes. Except in some hydroponic gardens.
She's a beauty....
By the way, they should have named the Beals' character "Abby Normal".
<<Frankensting gives Jennifer the Eliza Doolittle treatment>>
The brains in Spain fall mainly on the plains...
"the curried wurst he had at Oktoberfest isn’t agreeing with him"
It was the worst wurst, after all
It’s the Robert Durst of wursts.
Did you really want to have a burst of wursts, given that I went furst?
I'm cursed.
Could be wursed. You could need a nurse and not get reimburse-d.
I thought I could traverse the wurst, but your outburst is well-versed and relentlessly disbursed, so you know what? Just call me a hearse.
You're a hearse.
Now throw me your purse.
This reply was truly terse.
After Quadrophenia and Brimstone and Treacle, I was willing to overlook Sting in Dune...well, minus one scene, of course..but this movie put me off his acting for good.
Absolutely the same.
Awesome review. I never saw this movie, but always thought about it.
It probably would've worked much better shortened and made into one of the chapters in "Four Rooms".
I can see undead Jennifer Beals telling Tim Roth to "Take the Money" and Roth trying to explain the whole thing to Marisa Tomeii later.
Have to admit though, you tying it in with Death in Venice is way better!
good to see the greatest line* ever in a movie review/synopsis made a return appearance here from the book version
*"Sting, where is thy Death?"
You'd think a movie that starts off with women in glass tubes would have been better, but that dream was shattered, much like the tubes
You know, pulp magazines gave me a WILDLY inaccurate picture of how often one could expect to encounter girl-sized glass tubes in the wild.
You need to hang around quicksand bogs more often.
Well I *would*, but turns out they're not *quite* as plentiful as DANGER ISLAND on old THE BANANA SPLITS SHOW strongly implied they'd be.
Likewise girls in glass tubes. Except in some hydroponic gardens.
She's a beauty....
By the way, they should have named the Beals' character "Abby Normal".
<<Frankensting gives Jennifer the Eliza Doolittle treatment>>
The brains in Spain fall mainly on the plains...
"the curried wurst he had at Oktoberfest isn’t agreeing with him"
It was the worst wurst, after all
It’s the Robert Durst of wursts.
Did you really want to have a burst of wursts, given that I went furst?
I'm cursed.
Could be wursed. You could need a nurse and not get reimburse-d.
I thought I could traverse the wurst, but your outburst is well-versed and relentlessly disbursed, so you know what? Just call me a hearse.
You're a hearse.
Now throw me your purse.
This reply was truly terse.
After Quadrophenia and Brimstone and Treacle, I was willing to overlook Sting in Dune...well, minus one scene, of course..but this movie put me off his acting for good.
Absolutely the same.
Awesome review. I never saw this movie, but always thought about it.
It probably would've worked much better shortened and made into one of the chapters in "Four Rooms".
I can see undead Jennifer Beals telling Tim Roth to "Take the Money" and Roth trying to explain the whole thing to Marisa Tomeii later.
Have to admit though, you tying it in with Death in Venice is way better!