Ok, I found the trailer. Yuck. But then I found The Chosen One: Shadow the Hedgehog. I think Shadow is like Sonic’s slower, darker cousin. Which reminds me, Sonic Hedge Hog (SHH) is a protein that promotes development in vertebrate embryos. Scientists, so wacky.
<<“Good” (embodied by big-breasted women with pubic hair sculpted like topiary) will do battle with “Evil” (represented by the laws against copyright infringement).>>
Now I really want to watch this movie.
No no NO! It’s a TRAP!
Ok, I found the trailer. Yuck. But then I found The Chosen One: Shadow the Hedgehog. I think Shadow is like Sonic’s slower, darker cousin. Which reminds me, Sonic Hedge Hog (SHH) is a protein that promotes development in vertebrate embryos. Scientists, so wacky.
This sounds like a thoughtful movie with a dollop of sociopolitical themes.
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<<Although “Thigh Master” and “Buns of Steel” are sexier, while being equally non-sexist.
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But definitely Teh Hawt!
<<So apparently the talisman has also endowed her with the power of cold cream.>>
Ahhhhh, the Noxema spell!
<<“Good” (embodied by big-breasted women with pubic hair sculpted like topiary) will do battle with “Evil” (represented by the laws against copyright infringement).>>
The penis is evil. Ergo, copyright infringement.
Tell it to Zardoz, pal.