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Debbi Mack's avatar

"He also allows Johnny to carry a gun, declare martial law, and suspend the Constitution at will."

So, Trump used to go under the name Johnny, then? :)

There's a guy who deserves to be buried in bat guano!

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<Johnny, being no smarter than anyone else in this film, slaps on the shaving lotion, causing the Devil Bat to attack Jimmy Olsen.>>

I may be wrong but this seems like a plot hole. The bat is supposed to kill the wearer....unless he was just annoyed at One Shot (who by the way seems to me should have been carrying the gat).

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

A plot hole? In a movie by Jean Yarborough, director of Freckles Comes Home and America's Safest Tire?? Impossible!

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Carl Salonen's avatar

OK, now you're just pulling my leg...

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Ohhhh would that I were.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

<<“glandular stimulation through electrical impulses,” leading the viewer to conclude that Bela has just invented a vibrating novelty item>>

Dammit, Clevenger! You could leave a few hanging curveballs!

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

I stand abashed.

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Carl Salonen's avatar

Kaaren, is Karen on steroids:

" I don't want to speak with a manager, I want to speak to God!"

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Scott Clevenger's avatar

Wow, right to the top. Usually she's content to speak to the Maanager.

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