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Your film theories are every bit as good as Scorsese's.

You and Eisenstein! :)

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<<a huge man in bib overalls running through meadows in slow motion like there was a serious casting mistake with a Kotex commercial>>

Did you know, Maidenform toyed with the idea of a man-bra?

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Well if you've ever walked into a Gold's Gym locker room and found yourself in the midst of a middle aged moob-fest, you'll realize Maidenform SHOULD NOT HAVE DROPPED THE BALL ON THAT! Plus, you don't even have to teach an old dog new tricks, because by the time most men have moobs, they also boast a lifetime of experience fastening and unfastening bras--frequently with our off hands!

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And it's safer than jock-snapping

Or sniffing.

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I defer to your experience.

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By the way, the "Adults Only Section" was where AlfredHitchcock lived down to his name.

He only made those mystery films to finance his 8mm fetish films: The Man With Two Dicks, Strangers On A Train (oddly, not much difference between this and the theatrical release), and the 69 Steps.

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I think you need to do "The Man with Two Brains" just to close the loop on this series.

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But...but that's a GOOD movie!

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Think of it as a (double) palate cleanser.

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