Cracked up at every moment of this movie where all these rare book collectors pour through ancient tomes like they're flipping through a Tijuana Bible. Johnny, put out the cigarette, these pages are flammable, dude.
Imagining Ernest Borgnine at the head of a satanic schism made me laugh out loud.
Thank you again for your service, proving it is a good decision to avoid turn-of-the-millennium devil movies. Have you ever, or do you plan to review End of Days?
I found it amusing to imagine Johnny Depp's conversation with Roman Polanski when they talked about the film. As follows:
DEPP. "I see this book dealer as a pirate. I'd like to play him as a pirate."
POLANSKI. "Now, Johnny, we talked about this. It's an interesting take, but it doesn't have the feel I'm going for."
DEPP. "...with eye makeup. Lots of eye makeup..."
POLANSKI. "NO"
<<The best way to do this is to resist signing up for the Cursed Book Club, despite the two free volumes.>>
OH NO! Not ME, buddyboy!
I'm still paying Columbia House for that 1¢ Backward Masked CD collection!
<<However, the sect has degenerated into a club for bored billionaires who need excuses to dress up in black robes and have orgies.>>
Was this before or after Eyes Wide Shut?
Carl...I just checked...
they were both made...
THE SAME YEAR!
<<she’s a herpetologist>>
Boy, once you catch the herpes, you never lose it, do you?
Ask your herpetologist if herpes if right for you.
Cracked up at every moment of this movie where all these rare book collectors pour through ancient tomes like they're flipping through a Tijuana Bible. Johnny, put out the cigarette, these pages are flammable, dude.
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Imagining Ernest Borgnine at the head of a satanic schism made me laugh out loud.
Thank you again for your service, proving it is a good decision to avoid turn-of-the-millennium devil movies. Have you ever, or do you plan to review End of Days?
Thanks, Mr. Tea! And in regard to End of Days, I have some good news...
https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/end-of-days-1999?r=ipdd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false