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Glad I avoided this picture....

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<<law school (apparently brain surgery school and nuclear physics school had already filled their supermodel quota)>>

Alina Hazboobs got in under title 34D

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<<McLoser With Cheese>>

In French, this is "perdant totale avec fromage"

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(PARTS CURTAIN, PEERS OUT AT AUDIENCE, SCRATCHES ASS, SPITS DISCREETLY). "Classy crowd tonight."

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Hunhhunh! Je suis ze alright Franch personne!

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Jun 11Liked by Scott Clevenger

I forgot all about that

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Oh how I envy you.

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Jun 11Liked by Scott Clevenger

All I remember is some pretty girls and a bar full of idiots

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You have grasped the gist.

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I get the ugly part, but where are the coyotes? Does anyone sing "Home on the Range"?

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