Or: Prunes Are a Man's Prerogative
Thanks to the prunes, this, too, will pass.
You know I almost had to dial 988 and have them talk me down after reading this, right?
Oh, the humanity . . .
I want what ever hallucinogen that recipe writer was on when they concocted this.
I hear he had a bad toad-licking habit.
The silver lining is that, because of the prunes, the effects of eating this nightmare won’t last very long.
No meat-and-potatoes man worth his salt would give this a second look. But my "flight of ideas" mindset took the idea of potatoes and ran with it:
"Prunes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"
💀 just plain 💀
I took back what I said because I can’t shut up laughing over the “tootsie toad” bit….you may have just given me a new vanity car tag idea.
From the looks of this he was enjoying every lick.
Well, he wanted to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Tootsie Toad.
Thanks to the prunes, this, too, will pass.
You know I almost had to dial 988 and have them talk me down after reading this, right?
Oh, the humanity . . .
I want what ever hallucinogen that recipe writer was on when they concocted this.
I hear he had a bad toad-licking habit.
The silver lining is that, because of the prunes, the effects of eating this nightmare won’t last very long.
No meat-and-potatoes man worth his salt would give this a second look. But my "flight of ideas" mindset took the idea of potatoes and ran with it:
"Prunes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"
💀 just plain 💀
I took back what I said because I can’t shut up laughing over the “tootsie toad” bit….you may have just given me a new vanity car tag idea.
From the looks of this he was enjoying every lick.
Well, he wanted to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Tootsie Toad.